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computergeek67



Joined: 27 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:39 am    Post subject: Stupidest Things Ever Said Reply with quote
Ad for Papa John's Barbeque Chicken & Bacon Pizza, in the Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Penny Saver
Our delicious Barbeque Chicken & Bacon specialty pizza is topped with grilled all-white children, hickory smoked bacon, sliced onion and authentic barbeque sauce.

From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
University of Pittsburgh anthropologist Jeffery Schwartz is a longtime proponent of the proposition that humans are more similar to orangutans than they are to humans.

Church bulletin listing
Our next song will be "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

In a California Bar Association newsletter
The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: "Lunch will be gin at 12:15pm." Please correct to read "12 noon."

Family Feud
Family Feud host Richard Dawson:
Name something that gets wet when you use it.

Contestant: Toilet paper.

Sturgeon County, Alberta, water department pamphlet
Properly insulting your water tank and piping can reduce your energy consumption by 4 to 9 percent.

Some funny things from my "Stupidest Things Ever Said" calendar.
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bruceconnor



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Location: England (Grimsby)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
love the last one Very Happy


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